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    averagefairy:

    u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise


    discovergreatbritain:

    The Wales Coast Path - named the the top region in the world to visit by Lonely Planet (2012)

    my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

    my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

    so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for $885, ($500 for the shoulder plus $385 for the hand an forearm) 

    and a leg can sell for $500 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here) 

    So when someone says “That’ll cost an arm ad a leg” they are roughly asking for $1,335

    which is less than i would have guessed. 

    i didn’t spend this much time researching the cost of limbs on the black market for one note

    landorus:

    cashier: that’ll be $4.20

    me: bruh

    cashier: bruh

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